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teaboot:

teaboot:

teaboot:

Me, calling in to my shift supervisor: Gooooooood morning! Are we ready for another super splendiferous day with the public?! 😀

Her: That is too much energy

Me: It iiiiiis fake!! 😀

Her: Still too much energy

Comment by Wretchie: "Proverbs 27:14"ALT
Google result for Proverbs 27:14 "14 Whoever blesses his neighbor with a loud voice, rising early in the morning, will be counted as cursing. 14 A loud and cheerful greeting early in the morning will be taken as a curse! 14 If you wake your friend in the early morning by shouting "Rise and shine!" It will sound to him more like a curse than a blessing."ALT

Did you just know this

Different user with name cropped out: "Some of us *actually* study the Bible, y'know. It isn't just something for old farts and white supremacists to "prove" it's okay to be homophobic when the things they're quoting aren't even in there half the time and the other half are due to mistranslations."ALT

I just meant that it was really impressive, cause like

Google search for "how many proverbs are in the bible": "And so the extremely sensible book of Proverbs, with its approximately 900 proverbs...."ALT

Yeah

sufficientlylargen:

anapplepie:

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

A) It’s irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It’s even more frustrating when you weren’t actually trying to make an emoji.

elodieunderglass:

beemovieerotica:

I know people on tumblr looove stories of underwater cave diving, but I haven’t seen anyone talk about nitrogen narcosis aka “raptures of the deep”

basically when you want to get your advanced scuba certification (allowing you to go more than 60 feet deep) you have to undergo a very specific test: your instructor takes you down past the 60+ foot threshold, and she brings a little underwater white board with her.

she writes a very basic math problem on that board. 6 + 15. she shows it to you, and you have to solve it.

if you can solve it, you’re good. that is the hardest part of the test.

because here’s what happens: there is a subset of people, and we have no real idea why this happens only to them, who lose their minds at depth. they’re not dying, they’re not running out of oxygen, they just completely lose their sense of identity when deep in the sea.

a woman on a dive my instructor led once vanished during the course of the excursion. they were diving near this dropoff point, beyond which the depth exceeded 60 feet and he’d told them not to go down that way. the instructor made his way over to look for her and found a guy sitting at the edge of the dropoff (an underwater cliff situation) just staring down into the dark. the guy is okay, but he’s at the threshold, spacing out, and mentally difficult to reach. they try to communicate, and finally the guy just points down into the dark, knowing he can’t go down there, but he saw the woman go.

instructor is deep water certified and he goes down. he shines his light into the dark, down onto the seafloor which is at 90 feet below the surface. he sees the woman, her arms locked to her sides, moving like a fish, swimming furiously in circles in the pitch black.

she is hard to catch but he stops her and checks her remaining oxygen: she is almost out, on account of swimming a marathon for absolutely no reason. he is able to drag her back up, get her to a stable depth to decompress, and bring her to the surface safely.

when their masks are off and he finally asks her what happened, and why was she swimming like that, she says she fully, 100% believed she was a mermaid, had always been a mermaid, and something was hunting her in the dark 👍

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